SHITFEST ANYONE???
Got the hives? Stir crazy? Jock itch?? Well – how about we get out into the sun and get some color on our skin and SHITFEST it up this July??? I’ve had some people express some interest in getting...
View ArticleI SPIT ON YOUR CORPSE (1974) TWO TOP HATS
Here’s an oooooooooooold post that I had some fun with :) In the wonderful Netflix streaming queue, this is called “I Spit on Your Corpse” but if you want to look it up on IMDB you’ll find it under...
View ArticleTHE ABCs OF DEATH 2 (2014)………………
Here we go with another anthology… I like these things because it’s always good to see a bunch of filmmakers trying out new stuff even if some of it is rather shitty… I remember just being SO SO about...
View ArticleLET’S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN # 4: SILENT NIGHT, BLOODY NIGHT (1974) FOUR...
This was part of a series I did back in the day before I broke it off into another site that I never update – so it might seem a little weird… *** Technically, when we would run to the concession...
View ArticleBLOODY BLOODY BIBLE CAMP (2011) THE BEST Z-MOVIE EVER
In honor of Jesus’ birthday – let’s party party party on Christmas with one of my favorite movies ever – Bloody Bloody Bible Camp! OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG This movie is everything I’ve been...
View ArticleSHITFEST 2015: MARK WALKER’S TOP TEN SHITFACED MOMENTS
I’ve been doing this thing for a few years now and – when I think back about the past – one of the first people I met out here was Mark Walker (Marked Movies) or Muckers as I call him (that’s a...
View ArticleTHE FINAL TERROR (1983) PLEASE READ….
A couple of weeks ago I watched a movie called CAMP MASSACRE that I still haven’t written about and tweeted to a handful of people that might like it, including my good friend Laura over at Film Nerd....
View ArticleTHAT 70S SHOW #2: LAURA’S TOYS (1975)
*100% NSFW!!* Vinnie’s Take: After out last revealing post, Eric and I decided to write about another skin flick from the 70’s. This one is entitled Laura’s Toys and now here’s my take on it. People...
View ArticleHALF ASS REVIEWS: AVENGED AND THE AVENGERS 2
AVENGED (2013)In this movie, a very frail and feeble, deaf and mute girl inherits a bad-ass muscle car from her dead dad. She then decides to drive it across the country to move in with her...
View ArticleLUKE ABBOTT INTERPRETS: THE BLOOD SPATTERED BRIDE (1972)
It’s time again for another “Luke Abbott Interprets”!! Luke gets a movie poster and ten stills to try and figure out what’s going on in the movie – and in my brain!! Please see our previous...
View ArticleA QUICK SHITFEST BREAK – MY MOVIE: RAISING HELL
Sorry to bust into Shitfest like this but I need to address something and ask a few questions. It looks like Shitfest is going to go well into August so I wanted to do this now – As some of you may...
View ArticleSUPPORT INDEPENDENT ENTERPRISE! THE ROGUE RUNNERS AND LIVELOVE FILM WITH A...
Happy Sunday and a little contest break here! Recently, I’ve interacted with a couple of GREAT people (one I’ve known for a bit and one I just met) and we all have new projects we’re putting together...
View ArticleDEVIL WEEK 2015: DEVIL TIMES FIVE (1974) FOUR CLOVEN HOOVES
*The opening to this post may come across as a little weird. I used to do a feature out here called “Let’s Sneak In To The Drive In” where I reviewed old Drive In movies but then I turned it into its...
View ArticleDEVIL WEEK 2015: BABA YAGA, DEVIL WITCH (?) (1973) TWO TOP HATS
This sure was strange…. and unintentionally funny…. and weird…. and I don’t really know what went on in this after all of this was over with. I actually don’t really even know what this is called. The...
View ArticleDRIVE ANGRY (2011) FOUR TOP HATS
*I watched this the other day for the first time since I posted this on September 5, 2011 and I loved it just the same, if not more. I think this was maybe my fourth post ever, so it’s pretty bad – not...
View ArticleSPACE STATION 76 (2014) FIVE HARVEY WALLBANGERS
I’ve been struggling with how to go about this piece – I know people always give other people shit for giving something top marks but I always find the need to remind The Good and Beloved Reader that I...
View ArticleBIRTHDAY SPANKINGS (2016)
I got a note from wordpress Monday telling me that Monday was my five year anniversary out here and, while I normally don’t care about that kind of thing I was bored and thought I might say something...
View ArticleBLOOD CAR (2007) FOUR TOP HATS
HAHAHAHA!! I was prepping a new post for sometime this week and came across this old thing. I LOVED this movie! HAHAHA Misty!! ~ Strong language in this post ~ WHAT? How have I never heard of this...
View ArticleCARNAGE PARK (2016) I LOVED IT! JB DIDN’T : (
Not many people come to this place any longer – which is just fine – I just state that because the name JB may be forgotten or unknown to newer folks. JB is the alter ego of Zoë who resides here. We’ve...
View ArticleTHE MUTILATOR (1984) THREE FISH HOOKS
Hello! Welcome to another installment of the rarely used IPC space! Like my last post a month ago, today I’ll visit another 80s horror i had never heard of until the other day which, like that previous...
View ArticleBRAWL IN CELL BLOCK 99 (2017) A PICTOGRAM (OF SORTS)
(editor’s note – the concept for this seemed a lot better than the drunken finished project)
View ArticleTO SHITFEST OR NOT TO SHITFEST, THIS IS THE ETERNAL QUESTION
For the last 10,000 years, both Homo Erectus and Home Sapiens (as well as Homo Ergaster, or Homo Rudolfensis, and perhaps even Homo Habilis) have looked to the skies and the stars at night and asked...
View ArticleCRAWL (2019) SCODELARIO VS. THE ALLIGATORS
Let’s start this off with a few quick remarks about some things. I don’t know shitfuck about alligators except that they are the reason I don’t go into fresh bodies of water. I don’t know that if they...
View ArticleTHE BLOODY BALLAD OF SQUIRT REYNOLDS (2018) HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!
Aside from holding the golden cup with “BEST MOVIE TITLE EVER” stenciled in it, this 8 minute movie lived up to its name and I totally loved it. Some kid, in the 70s, had a lip deformity so he hid his...
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